How to Create a Flawless Universe : In Just Eight Days

How to Create a Flawless Universe : In Just Eight Days

How to Create a Flawless Universe : In Just Eight Days

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Book Description

In just eight days you could be ruling your very own flawless Universe¿. This one-of-a-kind hilarious book shows you how to create a Universe¿ with household items such as a feather duster, 11 doorstops, 13 lampshades, six people named Dave, and 33 Vikings.

Amusing and silly, yet also profound with its humor, this fully illustrated book is a step-by-step guide to creating the perfect Universe¿.

This blend of graphics, hand-drawn pictures, and creative instructional guidance includes:

" Cut-and-paste templates for easy creation of animals, birds, fish, and persons.

" Directions on creating planets and stars (be careful to use the planet paint as watercolors fade quickly).

" The Big Bang Experiment (mix banging powder with water then heat and add plasticine).

Plus, there are handy hints and warnings on things to watch out for as you part the seas, name animals, and form galaxies. Without a doubt, How to Create a Flawless Universe¿ is one of the most original humor books you've ever read.



About the Author

The authors of this book move in mysterious ways and are, in fact, not known. But whoever they are, through time and space, they have collected helpful tips from former Universe¿ creators to bring together the wisdom of the cosmos in an easy and delightful read. They are believed to be living in the United Kingdom.

How to Create a Flawless Universe : In Just Eight Days,Rob Longworth,Andrews McMeel Publishing,0740750437,Cosmology,Form - Parodies,General,Humor,Satire And Humor,Humor / General

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