Dr. Verne's Northern White Trash Etiquette

Dr. Verne's Northern White Trash Etiquette

Editorial Reviews
Martin Kuz, Las Vegas Sun
"Dr. Verne's Northern White Trash Etiquette is that rarest of literary find: It's funny as hell."

Book Description
“Scathing and irreverent—the book Martha Stewart would have written if she’d grown up in a trailer park near Toledo.”—Andrea Simakis, Cleveland Plain Dealer

“Verne is the anti-Dr. Laura—a refreshing, hilarious, overdue change.”—Nicole Saylor, Wisconsin State Journal This isn’t that wimpy self-help you’ll get from creeps like Deepak Chopra and Stephen Covey. No, Dr. Verne's Northern White Trash Etiquette dispenses practical, common-sense advice for decent working people. You’ll learn the latest theories on:

• The proper ways to fake a back injury.
• Preventing your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions.
• Creative ideas for cheating on your husband with that cute guy from the loading dock.
• Improving your drunk driving skills.
• Financial planning for scamming out of your gambling debts.
• How to keep from getting your ass kicked at sports bars in Wisconsin.
• Plus sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to conducting that first convenience store robbery!

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