Double Snaps
Double Snaps
Editorial Reviews
Book Description
Double Warning. Even more explicit snaps than in the first book. Definately not for the easily offended.
Your mother is so hairy, you could sell her as a Chia Pet.
Your father is so stupid, he saw a sign that said wet floor, so he took a piss.
Your sister is so nasty, she has more clap than an auditorium.
Your mother is so fat, she can do the wave by herself.
Your mother is so fat, when she goes to the beach kids yell, "Free Willy! Free Willy!"
You're so ugly, your parents rent out your baby videos for horror films.
You're so White, you think Malcolm X's name is Malcolm the tenth.
Your mother's breath is so bad, she sucks on Odor-Eaters.
About the Author
Snaps creator James Percelay is a former television development executive at Hearst Entertainment and film producer at Saturday Night Live. He is the executive producer of Snaps the Movie and is developing a comedy series with Fox.
Double Snaps,James Percelay,Harper Perennial,0688140114,African American wit and humor,American - General,Blacks,Dozens (Game),Form - Jokes & Riddles,Humor,Invective,Pop Arts / Pop Culture,Humor / General
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